Mussolini's brain 'for sale on eBay'

With this news Mussolini's brain 'for sale on eBay', I pondered just what other rare and unseen possessions, from the Great and the Good, might have been purloined over the years and punted out secretly into the market for a quick profit...?

Now bear in mind that not all of these would have necessarily been missed if stolen, but here's how the list might look:

• Gandhi's knuckle-dusters
  
• The lifeboats from Noah's Ark
  
• The restraining order, not to come within a 5 mile radius, filed by George W Bush's shadow
• The view of Russia from Sarah Palin's back door
  
• Mother Teresa's porn stash
  
• Any factual or unbiased reportage from Fox News
• Gordon Brown's sense of direction
• Iraqi WMD
• Hitler's "lost" testicle
• Anna Nicole Smith's talent
• The plot to 'Lost'

What would you add to the list?

Mussolini's brain 'for sale on eBay'

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Elvis said to be "all shook up" at the news... 


Bubbles said to be going bananas...


Liberace said to be pink with rage...


Anna Nicole said to be considering breast augmentation to get over the shock...

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