Welcome! Willkommen! Merhaba! Shalom! Bienvenue! Bienvenidos! etc.
So, you've had a hard day sifting through life's nit comb for any meaning to the day - either that, or the last 10 minutes slaving over a hot microwave trying to create one of your signature dishes - and you now need to relax and have a laugh.
Welcome to Cosmic Navel Lint - where life's small irritations are put into perspective. Feel free to comment and ask questions!
NB: Sorry to break the news to you, but unless otherwise imagined, none of what follows is set to music - that Polka's only inside your head!