Photo: STIAN ALEXANDER
NB: For the benefit of our US readers, in the UK, what you call 'chips', we call 'crisps'.
On spotting the headline to what could have been just another shaggy-dog tale, I nearly had a coffee-meets-screen moment; and perhaps understood why he did what he did, on reading the guy's name: Crisp lover changes name to Mr Monster Munch
Alas, and apart from the guy being a complete tool, the report doesn't say whether C. Hunt has any brothers named 'Mike'.
Panettone: augmentative of the diminutive
13 hours ago
Oh, I like chips, but not to the extent this fellow does. Interesting. Just what is a crisps sandwich? Fritos between to slices of bread? Wonder if he adds dip?
ReplyDeleteJust a couple of things; 1. I haven't heard the word 'tool' used in ages - superbly retro! 2. You are kidding me - please he was never called C.Hunt? 3. I think he really suits his new name - Mr Monster Munch. What a nob.
ReplyDeleteThere's a monster loose in the countryside.
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