Fox press release: "As you can see, the picture clearly shows over fifteen million teabagging climate change deniers, gathered together, from all over the county, and protesting on the steps of the Capitol Building in Washington, DC, during one of their rallies last July."
When questioned as to the date and veracity of the image, the actual numbers attending the event, and how recent the picture was, in a further statement, a spokesman for Fox said that the picture was "completely authentic", and "proof positive that claims of climate change were just socialist propaganda put about personally by Barack Hussein Obama, his 'anti-US buddies' and other Marxists", and that, having been involved in a number of teabagging incidents throughout 2009, "we are absolutely certain of the attendance figures, and the date on which the rally took place".
The Fox statement finished by wishing Rush Limbaugh a full and speedy recovery, and that he was living proof that there is absolutely no need to reform the US healthcare system....
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So, you've had a hard day sifting through life's nit comb for any meaning to the day - either that, or the last 10 minutes slaving over a hot microwave trying to create one of your signature dishes - and you now need to relax and have a laugh.
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Polite, accommodating, flexible, erudite and warm - are all ways in which people have described my twin brother. My name's Bren Tierney, I'm a native of the UK and find life and people endlessly enthralling - usually to the point of amusement. Here's where I write about it.