It's a tribute to just how shallow I am that I get a real thrill when an application tells me my password is strong.David Schneider
Oprah may end her TV show after 25 yrs. Accountant sez he must still crunch some numbers but thinks she can safely retire by 1983Conan O'Brien.
"Sometimes a fart is so substantial, it is itself capable of farting." Stephen Hawking
What's my favourite element of the periodic table? The font.Peter Serafinowicz