Monday, 2 November 2009

What will they build in memory of GW Bush?

Just read the news about the Kosovans erecting (insert cheap knob-gag here) a 3.5 metre-high statue of Bill Clinton in thanks for his help, whilst US president, in launching NATO air-strikes to rid the place of Serbian troops in 1999.

I couldn't help but muse on the irony of a predominantly Moslem country raising a glass (of I'm guessing orange juice) to an American president, given how relations have largely gone down the toilet since Clinton left office.

And then I began to wonder what might be built in honour of George W Gump Bush? Something befitting the man's stature. A public urinal? A sewage works? A fast-food outlet? I mean I know he'll get the 'comes-with-the-badge' presidential library - another irony, as the mans a functional illiterate - but what could or should be built to honour (if that's the right word) the man?

Beer tokens, a Big Mac and large fries awarded for the best reply!



  1. Why both giving his anything? It would be a waste of money, time and effort. He doesn't even deseve the BOOBY prize.

  2. I don't think this country has any idea what an indelible stain Bush has left. We'll be scrubbing it off for years to come.

  3. Erin, I think you get why there was such a collective international sigh of relief when Bush was adiós'd from office. He will not be missed.

  4. A giant vibrator with Gump's face stuck to it? They could call it the BushWhacker. Let's face it, that's what he did to the States and elsewhere for eight years.

    What a huge cock.....

  5. Well we seem to be in broad agreement - and we only need one more to form a quorum! :)

  6. There's already a thousand little monuments to George W. Bush and his foreign adventure. You can find them in cemetaries across the country.

  7. Actually, my dog is in charge of the GWB Memorial Garden.  She adds a new sculpture to it every day, some bigger than others.

  8. Cosmic Navel Lint13 May 2010 at 19:41

    Love it Bennett! ;)


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